"IN THE HOUSE"

Some days, "IT" just gets to me - let's make our handicaps into humor, shall we?  Even if it's dark? 
...Better yet, let's make them into songs!  Sing it with me!

    

verse 1:                  I’ve lost my mind, but

I know it’s in the house somewhere

‘cause I had it with me when I

got home from the store.

I’ve got a question –

Why do I know where my keys are?

Seeing how’s I lost my mind,

             I should be loosing more you know –

             I should be loosing more.

chorus:         I know it’s in the house somewhere.

I mean, it must be, right?

I had it with me, with my keys,

when I got home last night.

verse 2:                 I’ve lost my head, but

I know it’s in the house somewhere –

Saw it in the mirror when I

came in through the door.

So here’s the question –

How come I still can see myself?

Seeing how’s I lost my head,

my eyes would not be sore you know –

my eyes would not be sore.

chorus:         I know it’s in the house somewhere.

I mean, it must be, right?

I had it with me, with my mind,

when I got home last night.

verse 3:                 I’ve lost my brain, but

I know it’s in the house somewhere.

Felt it rattling in my head like

loose screws in a drawer.

Now for the question –

What happens if I step on it?

Seeing how’s I lost my brain,

it might be on the floor you know –

it might be on the floor.

chorus:         I know it’s in the house somewhere.

I mean, it must be, right?

I had it with me, with my head

when I got home last night.

chorus:         Oh, I know it’s in the house somewhere.

I mean, it must be, right?

I had it with me, with my head, my mind, my keys . . .

Oh, I had it with me, with my keys,

when I got home last night.

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